my roommates have been hitting a beat bowl for two rotations now i think they need to stop smoking…

irrational thoughts

update it was armed robbery

why didn’t they rob my gas station we were right there i just want stockholm syndrome

I THINK SOMEONE GOT MURDERED AT PIZZA HUT

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ERE IS A HELICOPTER WITH SEARCHLIGHTS FLYING OVER MY HOUSE AND COP CARS EVERYWHERE SOMEONE HELP ME

i don’t want to work someone kill me

matt put linux on it learning curve wassup

GOT A COMPUTER FINALLY

my stepdad is in the hospital they’re pretty sure he had a heart attack he’s being transferred to the university of maryland tomorrow send good vibes please

there’s this old guy who comes into my work and calls me baby and it makes me sad he buys a lot of cough syrup

i mean i’ve already been losing weight from working but still

i started slimfast and now my stomach just makes noise all day i forgot how poopy this made me feel when i was sixteen and tried it